thanks to ofbeaupeter for the awesome url :)
so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night
That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
If you think dirty thoughts about me I’ll get offended if you don’t share them with me
Yeah this is all fun and games until some stranger on the internet tells you he wants to fuck your armpit
when ur teacher purposely calls on u when u weren’t paying attention and you got the answer right:
my philosophy teacher did this to me once while I was doodling in my notepad. what he didn’t realise was that I focus more when I can engage my hands, so when I repeated everything he had just said back to him word for word he just sort of smiled awkwardly and let me carry on.